26 July 2010

UMARUL SYAFIQ,

happy anniversary sayang . I love you like a babun sayang kan bontot nyee yang sexy tu , haha . Im happy with you sayang . You promise me that you will take care of me kan ? Okay , i'll keep that promise . And don't you dare tipu I taw sayang , if i tahu , i sepak you taw ! Haha , dah laa keding , terpelanting you nnt , so , dont ever you tipu i kalau tanak kene sepak . You tak leh balas balikk , nnt kaki you yang patah lak kang , hahaha :p Biee , sumpah rindu you ohh . Hari2 i ckap dgn you , but you wat bodo jeaa , huhu then , bru i perasan yang selama ni i ckp dgn gmbar u jea ohh , haha :) bodoh nyeee . Kadang2 jea kita gayut smpai mlm buta , sometimes , Faiz kacau , but i ignore jea dia , haha kesiann , (msti faiz tgh menyumpah2 aku sknag nih) haha . But sokay laa , bia jea laa dia . Kau pun ada awek gak ohh , so , kau kene lah memahami . haha . So now katil ku telah memangil aku , bye :)

till then <3

Stranger !

Org gila MMS aku gmbar nih !

Perghh ! Sapa lah yang gilaa sgt send aku pic nih , wrong number or what ? Goshh ! Hape punyee jenis manusia daa , having a sex pun nak tnagkap gambar , tarak wotak punye worang ! Muka kalau handsome takpe lah gak doee , ni tak , sakai hanjeng jea . Anjing jalanan pun lagi comel laa aku rase even ada kurap skali pun , anjing tu tetep suci . Sebaik aku dah delete mms tu . Lagi pun aku tak batak nak simpan mms tuh , buat semak Inbox aku jea , lagi baik aku simpan text sayang aku lagi bagus . Huh !

HEY DUDE ! WATCH THIS !

Video 1

Isn't it cute ? Goshh ! I want him , and adore him so badly ! *sayang , don't be jealous okay . Whatever it is , I still Love You !

So , today hujan . And aku pulak terpaksa lah bermastautin kejap di habitat Nad , since aku nak hantar balik phone dia and mak dia masak roti jala , perghh ! Terbayekk dari ladang . Tp kari mak dia masak , teramat laah pedas meyhh ! Anyways , thanks a lot Makcikk .

But , one things aku tak sukaa time hujan is "basah" damnit ! Macam mana aku nak balik kalau macam nih ! Dah laa sejuk . Nak redah hujan ? Hmmm , macam tak payah jea kan . Haha . Jadi sekarang ape aku nak buat ek ? Hmm , let me think first ? Hmmm , haha , tataw laa . Okay now I'm off to bed . Bye guys .

p/s: to whom yang yang nak send picture seperti yang di atas
kepada pasangan masing2 , sila double check number
phone tu dulu yee , TQ .

Till then <3

Hey Kaukaukau*

Dude ! Look at the picture , scary huh ? Well , the moral of the picture is , "always be care full at the kitchen when you were cooking" haha . It seems to be a night mare to all those chef out there , haha . *padan mukaaa hang pa sumaa haa . Hihih .

Firstly , thanks to Nad , Fara , and unknown name because invited me to the "canteen day" at SMK Jalan Empat , even aku tak knal sapa2 pun dekat situ , haha . And thanks to Fara again sebab support minyak moto aku tadi *full tank bhaii , saving duit . Haha .

Secondly , kepada saudara yang bernama Umarul Syafiq , sorry I lupa ape yang U suruh I tulis dohh , hehe . Next season I taip yee . Hihih . Btw , selamat "bercuci mata" di Port Dickson yee , hihih .

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Thirdly , aku tgh mngidam nak makan durian *cehh dah macam pregnant mom dah , haha . Ahh , lantak aku lah kan kan kan , haha . And now , aku nak pegi menunaikan hajat aku (mkn durian) sebelum habis dilahap oleh abg dan bapak ku .

Gtg , BYE !

Till Then <3

Random

P E O P L E !

Hello guys , How are you ? Seems like I dont have anything to do , so , Im blogging . So , today was okay and quite interesting day . Haha , guess what ? PARTY AT MY HOUSE ! Its just a kita2 jea punye party . Haha , my friend drive me crazy . And somehow I fell like "ouh , what a shit friend" haha , but they are ROCK ! Hihih .

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Dekat skolah , Pn. Laili aka cikgu makeup , asking us to buat karangan yang bertajuk "keburukan melayari internet" and guess what ? Dalam kepala otak aku just think about this two things jea ,

1st : Budak2 surfing internet hari2 sampai lupa nak belajar (bodoh)

2nd : The boys free-free jea tgok blue dekat internet *PRON , REDTUBE (stupid)

haha , look guys ! Gilaa horrible kot . Mcm tak cye jea aku bole pikir benda2 macam nih , haha . Ni sume Farah punye pasal , haha . But its okay , my teacher said that "anak-anak murid aku makin membesar" haha * tcher pun sekepala jea , mana tak anak murid naik tanduk . Haha .

Well , I'm having fun today , bermesra di rumah bersama ayah ku , cehh . Tp , persoalannya sekarang , "sejak bilakah bapak aku pandai duduk dekat rumah"? Gila terkejut tahap babun jumpa blackberry doe bila tgok bapak aku tengah tengok tv time aku and Nad smpai kat rumah . Nak tershuffle aku bila melihat bapa ku sedang berbuat demikian . Dan , tanpa disuruh , Nad berlari naik dan masuk ke dalam bilik aku sambil menepuk tangan smbil mengucapkan syabas kepada aku kerana telah berjaya megubah attitude bapak aku yang mmg jarang sekali di lihat di rumah *accept tido.

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Dan sekarang , jam di phone aku telah memaparkan number 11.30 p.m. and aku tak solat isyak lagi *cehh , jadi apalagi haiyaa assolah . Now , I'm off to bed , soooo

Till then <3

Happy Birthday :)

Babe ,
every time I miss you , I'll rewind our memories together in my mind . It was when we were in Standart 6 , it was the best year in my entire life , haha , did you remember that we was ponteng puasa then makan dekat kantin senyap2 , haha . But the best part is , makcik kantin tuh pun join sekaki kan kan kan ? Haha . Kita tak penah gado kan ? That is all because I love you . Even otak aku ni gila , and sometimes boleh menjangkiti kau , haha tp kau tetap sabar dgn aku kan ? Hehe , tp aku taw , kau dah biasa kan dijangkiti oleh aku ? Haha , aku rindu laa betting dgn kau about "The coolest gossip ever" haha , kita selalu betting kan ? And , everyone know that , mestilah kau yang menang kan ! Haha , takpemata kau lebih liar daripada aku kan ? Haha , sokay !

Look ! I'm crapping lagi , haha , sorry babe . My point here is , I just wanna wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! Hope you will enjoy your teenagers life , haha , remember ! You are now turning 15 y/o . Kau tak boleh nak being childish lagi dah , don't be like me , I'm turning 15 on this September but I still watching cartoon , haha especially Barney and Doraemon , haha you know that I'm addicted with that cartoon since we were a little kid kan ? And until now , aku tak bole nak berhenti tgok cartoon tuh taw ! Haha .

Anyways , Happy birthday babe , may god bless you every second that you breath !

Till then <3

Killer !

FARAH HILWANA BT MOHD JAMIL
*in the picture , wore tudung pink in colour and white glasses.

WANTED ! If anybody just saw her , please call 99999 . Dia dipercayai telah membunuh 10 ekor semut hitam dalam masa kurang dari 12 jam sehari . Mempunyai sifat yang sangat kejam , diulangi SANGAT KEJAM . So , beware my beloved readers , lokasi terakir dijumpai ialah di kawasan ICT SMKJR , mempunyai beberapa orang rakan subahat , antaranya ialah Nadirah Izzati (nad) *the picture, next to Fara , Nadia Batrisyia (saya lah) hihi , dan juga rakan sekutu yang baru iaitu Muhamad Harris (aris) . Mereka berempat telah menjalankan sindiket penyeludupan dan pembunuhan yang sangat kejam kepada beratus-ratus ekor semut dalam masa kurang dari satu tahun sejak bulan April yang lalu . Jadi , saya menyarankan agar , anda tidak keluar dari rumah sehingga pembunuh ini berjaya ditangkap .

THE END

p/s : Sorry babe ! Haha .

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Hello guys , how are you ? Today was freaking bored , staying at home and sat in front of my lappie and playing games and what so ever . Haha . Well , first of all , I'm not going to school today because I'm not felling well , actually it is since yesterday . So , today and yesterday is kinda bored day for me , hihih , pity me aite ? So , pagi tadi , around 10.45 a.m. my dad pegi sekolah utk amek report card , haha , my result are suck dude ! But my dad didn't say anything pun bila dia smpai rumah , hee , cool daddy ! Haha , well , now since I don't have any idea what the hell that I'm gonna write here , so maybe its the better way for me to off to bed , if not , I'll be crapping , crapping and crapping all the way . Haha , anyways thanks for reading this section . Soo ,

Till then <3